I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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