road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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