then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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