I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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