The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
