in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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