White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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