11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i just google imaged poop.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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