Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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