Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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