did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?