So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour