she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.