I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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