i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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