normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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