I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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