Dual....:-)
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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