somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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