he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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