im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i just google imaged poop.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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