Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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