Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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