i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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