there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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