She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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