Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Found your dick twin last night
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.