so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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