Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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