she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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