Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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