Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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