Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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