We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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