so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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