and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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