I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
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Even my vagina gasped.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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