take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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