Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
