I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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