so that wasnt chicken after all
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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