so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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