I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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