Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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