Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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