I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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