chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
wow bdsm is so cute
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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