Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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