My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Another day, another engagement, another cat
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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