its not stalking. its research.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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