Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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