There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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