I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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