If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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