is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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